i cleaned out my handbag,

and i think this is why i have back problems.
this is what was in it...

hillsong conference rego form.
silver elastic headband.
polaroid film.
rocket summer- do you feel CD.
wallet.
comb.
3 sectioning hair clips.
bobby pins.
pink tissues with hearts on them yeeee.
backmassager in the shape of an octopus.
work apron.
pink highlighter.
11 ball point pens.
black sharpie.
enummi moisturiser.
packet of plasters.
"dont have ugly childern" gum.
h2go bottle.
hello kitty umbrella.
tube of berocca.
pash impulse (lol what is with impulse names!?)
little plastic water gun.
plastic harmonica.
keys.
4 bus tickets.
3 lighterss.
immune system pills.
hayfever meds.
zen music player.
australian vogue.
2008 diary.
camp notebook.
chapstick.
3 lip glosses.
stations of the cross booklet.
nail file.
baby wipes.
burger fuel birthday voucher.
office memo prank notes.

not kidding at all!